turnipfritters:
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jedifish81:

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(via thatwestindiankid)

codeinewarrior:

*walks into starbucks* lemme get uh spaghetti bolognese macchiato

“sir we don’t serve that”

don’t bullshit me i saw the secret menu on instagram

(via thebootydiaries)

disney-official:

soldierpallaton:

disney-official:

met a dumb ass today, awful

You looked in a mirror?

someday you will have to answer for your actions and god may not be so merciful

(via cobaltdays)

milkandstuff:

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I censored the rest of this ask but honestly. are yall okay

(Source: boymilk-moved, via zackisontumblr)

exag:
“ veranovah:
“fat puthy
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Godddddd
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hidinghalfofmyself:
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yoncevevo:

remember that time pop was saved? what a timeline this was

(Source: starstruckfm, via barebackinq)

evnw:

whitemenareboring:

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I hate this

(via mercedesbenzodiazepine)

woodmeat:

kngshxt:

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kngshxt:

what on earth could possess a nigga to want a footjob?

ladies imagine u finna suck ya mans up and he lift ya head up like “nah mama” then he take ya socks off sensually and ask for a footjob

ya man sent u out wit money for a pedicure u thought he was bein sweet he just wanted a footjob

footjobs don’t even make sense cause first off handjobs not that lit in relation to gettin suckt but feet don’t even got thumbs fam, how u enjoyin this gripless toe pwussy??

u finished ya man off but u dead cause u had lube on ya feet and slipped n fell down 26 steps lmaoo

he had u a nice funeral only the bottom half of the casket open, he got u barefoot wit the deceased french tips this how ya family gon remember u

my niggas what u gon do if ya girl hittin u wit the mean suck then she try to finish u off wit the sole stroke? the heel coochie? 

tfw when she say her arch game is official but she meant on her feet :((((

this lil piggy went to the market. this lil piggy jerked me off skrong

nigga shut the fuck UP

(via woodmeat)